Pure Girl – So Pure [But Not Exactly SFW]

So I’ve been thinking about this Pure Girl post for about 3 weeks now ever since I finished the game, but never got around to it until now. Well, maybe instead of “thinking”, perhaps putting it at the back of my mind and only remembering it occasionally would be a more accurate description. I’m just a hopelessly lazy bastard if you haven’t figured that out already.

Instead of a review, this time I’ll be putting little lists of what to expect and what not to expect from this game. That should get the general point across in a concise manner, in theory, I think. I did say I am lazy right. Oh and I’m going to have some fun with formats. Hope it won’t be messed up too badly on your screen.

Let’s start from what to expect from this game:

  • Vanilla sex. I like ice cream.
  • Hilariously perverted jokes. Just the way I like it.
  • Lascivious Lollipop Licking. There’s lollipop licking, then there’s this.
  • Moe and ero at the same time. They really do bring out the best in each other.
  • Naked girls everywhere. Because it’s best to show your natural form.
  • Perverts masquerading as Pure Girls. Wait, I think they’re the same thing actually.
  • !!LOLIS!! ‘Nuff said.
  • Group porn showings. It’s like watching movies, but better.
  • Eroge shop run by a trap. No pun intended.
  • Almost all the ichaicha done in bed. This is how they roll.
  • Yellow liquids. Don’t even ask.
  • Cosplay. All the usual costumes at your fingertips.
  • Pero Pero. Like dogs and cats, but way cuter.
  • Blood splatters. The color of blood = the color of love.
  • Secret Agent. Huh what?
  • Sabertooth Cat. Better get your beast taming skills up.
  • Bunch of weirdos. Weird is the new normal.
  • Parents who are never there when you don’t need them. Man, I want parents like that.
  • And of course, a harem. No protagonist is complete without one after all.

And what not to expect from this game:

  • Story. Story what story?
  • Fappability. Hey guy, the SM room is there for a reason you know?
  • SM room used more than once. What a waste of resources.
  • Significant character development. They get together, and they have sex.
  • Hardcore S character. doMs look elsewhere.
  • Normal characters. Normal people isn’t allowed here, seriously.
  • Useful protagonist. He’s apparently good at sex though.
  • Every girl(and others) not falling head over heels for you at first sight. Eroge magic at its finest.
  • A proper imouto route with the confession happening before the last ten minutes of the route. You know you like having sex with your imouto with no strings attached.
  • That short hair girl putting her clothes on for more than a few minutes at a time. Hiding beauty is a crime.
  • Protecting your behind from the trap. See that image over there?
  • A dedicated trap route. Sorry trap lovers.
  • Any help for relationships in real life.

Okay now, that was all largely experimental but I tried to be as thorough as I can though I probably failed at it since I played the game a while ago. Let me know what you think.

Honestly speaking, I have no idea what I’m going to play next. Maybe Yukiiro? Or 1/2 Summer? Or perhaps something else altogether. Anyway, see you next time when I manage to un-lazy myself enough to post again.

About Aedes

Seriously siscon eroge enthusiast and alliteration adorer.

31 thoughts on “Pure Girl – So Pure [But Not Exactly SFW]

  1. うわあ。。。さすがにこれは適当過ぎじゃない?まあ、ないより増し。
    Amazing structuring skill though, I need to learn how put my picture at the side like that.

    • Just trying something different y’know. Totally meant that.😛

      I might have spent roughly equal amounts of time structuring it and writing it.😀

    • Thank you.

      Aqua’s posts’ word count like 3x mine.😛 Probably left out tons of stuff since I forgot all the details already, but yep, the players can find out themselves as I highly doubt any additional details are going to change their mind on whether to play this game.

    • Thank you!

      I played Akira’s some while ago, but as it wasn’t anything outstanding I think I got distracted by some nukige after I finished hers. I think I will play Maru’s since she was my other favorite character and it sure is good to hear that her route doesn’t suck.

    • Do Sora’s only if you’re a siscon like me. Suzu’s is just uh…I don’t remember anything about it so it probably wasn’t anything “worth playing”. Yogiri’s and Miyako’s are the best routes in my opinion, so you’re fine just playing those. Or maybe also the harem route which is extremely short and more like a short collection of scenes. Like Remon’s “route”😀

  2. Has there been any visual novel out there that you’d love so much that you’d type out every line you read? You should consider doing a crappy translation and send it into a team if there is a vn out there that you’d want to share. 8l

      • First of all, love the name =D .

        Sure there are lots of out there I think we would all love to share. The problem is that we’re not the most motivated bunch. Not sure about the others, but I’m a bit too busy jumping onto the new releases of each month to be able to even attempt what you’re suggesting.

        Sorry =(

    • Nope. I’m not interested in doing translations because that’s too much work and I don’t use translations anyway. Translation teams can just extract the script from the game if they want to translate one.

  3. Have you guys tried the “sequel” to this game Innocent Girl? It is set in the same universe and I just finished playing it. Even with the common route only I found Innocent Girl to be much more appealing and all of the heroines are interesting unlike the first game. It is still mainly a lot of icha icha and ero, but I feel way for connected to the characters. I highly recommend it even for just the common route! There is still a trap and harem route too.

    • Yes indeed I did, though it has been a while. I might have found the heroines a bit more appealing…? I really do not remember. Glad you enjoyed it.😀

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